Trust the Mirror newspaper to come up with a yarn for New Year parties involving reflective substances!
The newspaper thanked "the lovely David Furnish for offering us some timely advice in the run-up to our New Year's Eve parties," it thundered on December 31, 2002.
David pointed out that piling concealer on baggy eyes is not good. "You must be careful with your Yves St Laurent Touche Eclat during the party season, girls," he warned.
"It shows up in photos. It contains light reflective pigments so when the picture comes out you'll have white marks under your eyes."
"But don't worry," he continued. "There is Lucidity by Estee Lauder. It is much better at this time of year because it's more matt and doesn't reflect."
So, enjoy your New Year's Eve parties and see you for more fun, frolics and up-to-date news on eltonjohnworld.com in 2003!